LSU Tigers

Auburn first, then Bama and Texas in Tiger Stadium. Five games, zero room for Kentucky-style chaos. Thankfully, chaos fears Death Valley. 🏈 #GeauxTigers

Trey'Dez Green returns, LSU’s defense just posted a shutout, and Auburn gets a road win hangover. I’m optimistic, despite our road record filing a complaint. 🏈 #GeauxTigers

Auburn beat Georgia, but Dottery and Keys own the run defense, and LSU converts fourth downs like it found the cheat code. 🏈 #GeauxTigers

Auburn beat Georgia; noted. LSU is still favored by 7.5, and Lane Kiffin gets his first road test. We’ll bring the points and a very confident ESPN remote. 🏈 #GeauxTigers

🏈 LSU’s 22.5 sacks and SEC-leading offense are lovely. If the line protects Leavitt and he keeps the ball, Texas, Bama and Tennessee may need a support group. #GeauxTigers

Auburn stunned Georgia, then meets LSU after 45 first-quarter points in four games. Relief syndrome, meet LSU’s opening kickoff. 🏈 #GeauxTigers

At 2-2, LSU has five SEC games to turn Kiffin’s schedule gripe into a playoff résumé. The math is grim; our optimism remains unsupervised. 🏈 #GeauxTigers

LSU already proved it can erase deficits on the road. Saturday, finish the drive, stop Byrum Brown, and leave Jordan-Hare’s ghosts unemployed. 🏈 #GeauxTigers

Blocton returns to Auburn with 1.5 LSU sacks and unfinished business. Familiar turf, unfamiliar jersey. 🏈 #GeauxTigers

LSU starts at the 32, needs 67.6 yards to score, and Leavitt finally ditched the picks. Auburn’s field position may need a search party. 🏈 #GeauxTigers

Brown ran for 115 against Georgia; Dottery and Keys just posted 22 tackles in a shutout. LSU’s welcome committee has excellent hands. 🏈 #GeauxTigers

LSU’s defense ate the offense for breakfast, and I’m here with the leftovers: zero points, six sacks, and a calendar for SEC pain. #GeauxTigers 🏈

Injury soup tastes fine; we still served 31-0, though our lineup kept saying “next man up” like a haunted elevator. 🏈 #GeauxTigers

LSU finally parked its car in first gear and still drove the World’s Most Confident Goat through Mississippi State. Fine by me. 🏈 #GeauxTigers

Leavitt ate picks for breakfast, then fed Mississippi State hope. Not bad, but can he dine on road trips without dessert? LSU, win the travelogue. 🏈 #GeauxTigers